Mike's boyfriend. A walking stereotype and bit of a male chauvinist. Probably not the best option for Mike but he has to get experienced from someone. That and people grow and change together, so give them a damn chance already.
The lead character of this comic. He's sardonic, analytical and has a lucky streak a galaxy wide. Works as a movie reviewer and investigative journalist after Volume 1. Was the rising star of his undergraduate program in his undergraduate days at university.
Dusty Crocker's sister. Former english student and current secretary. Does some copy editing on the side. Lives with Becky Fink, Angelina Octo and some girl named Andrea. Very confident and serves as a big sister figure to her younger roommates and whoever else happens to be having a hard time.
Hunter's brother. Gay, but maybe not? It's complicated. Inexperienced and naive, but usually plays it safe. Which just adds to that inexperienced and naive problem. Currently a freshman at Druid City University.
Misa is a hedonistic English grad student who focused on a rather blase thesis topic, entirely to match the theme. Japanese national who was raised in North America from a young age. Oh, and she and Hunter dated for like, four years. No big.
Z-movie maniac who might have big plans, but you would never know about it. Has a complicated backstory, but it would take a long time to get into and it's not that important. He really likes Pirahnaman.